Dear Fuckwad!
I'm writing you this letter/email because I think our
relationship has run its course. Do you realize that you're a total loser?
Probably not, you don’t realize much. I can't believe how selfish you are.
Relationships are supposed to be about sharing, you fuck and your arrogance
seems to have no limits; it's as if you think you're actually somebody. I know
you'll probably tell everyone that you dumped me, because you're a HUGE lying
sack o’ shit. But everyone knows that already, so they won't believe you. It
might be hard for you to believe, but one thing I can tell you for sure: you
really need to work on your skills in bed. I mean, you're just plain bad at
sex. You know, a little respect can go a long way. But the amount of respect
you give me is only enough for ME to go a long way. A long way away from you,
douchebag. You need to get your shit together and clean yourself up. I mean how
fucking hard is it to put your dirty underwear in the laundry machine and wash
a few dishes now and again? Frankly, you just don't care enough about me.
Luckily I care enough about me to make up for it, by saying goodbye to you.
Here's some food for thought: you're an asshole! It's not easy to carry on a
successful relationship with someone like you. And by that, I mean someone who
is downright stupid, you feebleminded dimwit. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to point
out that you're pure evil, a characteristic that most people do NOT appreciate.
You might want to work on that! Unfortunately for you, this relationship is
becoming too serious for my tastes. And as if that wasn't enough, you have to
blame me for your stupid ass actions! Hello, take some personal responsibility
for being a fucktard! Now it's my turn to be the critic. I give you one thumb
up: stick it up your ass! All that whining like a bitch has worked, assuming
your intent was to get rid of me. You're an irresponsible whiney-ass fagbag,
and I just don't want to put up with the consequences of your decisions
anymore. What really breaks the deal is your horrible grammar. Srsly d00d,
learn 2 rite a sentance! What a tard! and you went to college and got a degree. WTH???Sorry, but you're not even worth keeping as a friend. Give me back my stuff, I don't want you coming around here anymore. I never want to see you again, jerkface! Stay away from me or I will round house kick your dumb ass in your giant walnut shaped head. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over
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