Marcie, You are missed!!!

                  
                                                                Marcie Pietras  

February 27, 1981- June 27, 2012

                            Rest in Peace my beautiful funny friend.  I Miss you and Love you!

Sample Break up letter

A letter to your soon to be ex.... Feel free to use as a template.  and you're welcome.

Dear Fuckwad!

I'm writing you this letter/email because I think our relationship has run its course. Do you realize that you're a total loser? Probably not, you don’t realize much. I can't believe how selfish you are. Relationships are supposed to be about sharing, you fuck and your arrogance seems to have no limits; it's as if you think you're actually somebody. I know you'll probably tell everyone that you dumped me, because you're a HUGE lying sack o’ shit. But everyone knows that already, so they won't believe you. It might be hard for you to believe, but one thing I can tell you for sure: you really need to work on your skills in bed. I mean, you're just plain bad at sex. You know, a little respect can go a long way. But the amount of respect you give me is only enough for ME to go a long way. A long way away from you, douchebag. You need to get your shit together and clean yourself up. I mean how fucking hard is it to put your dirty underwear in the laundry machine and wash a few dishes now and again? Frankly, you just don't care enough about me. Luckily I care enough about me to make up for it, by saying goodbye to you. Here's some food for thought: you're an asshole! It's not easy to carry on a successful relationship with someone like you. And by that, I mean someone who is downright stupid, you feebleminded dimwit. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to point out that you're pure evil, a characteristic that most people do NOT appreciate. You might want to work on that! Unfortunately for you, this relationship is becoming too serious for my tastes. And as if that wasn't enough, you have to blame me for your stupid ass actions! Hello, take some personal responsibility for being a fucktard! Now it's my turn to be the critic. I give you one thumb up: stick it up your ass! All that whining like a bitch has worked, assuming your intent was to get rid of me. You're an irresponsible whiney-ass fagbag, and I just don't want to put up with the consequences of your decisions anymore. What really breaks the deal is your horrible grammar. Srsly d00d, learn 2 rite a sentance! What a tard! and you went to college and got a degree.  WTH???

Sorry, but you're not even worth keeping as a friend. Give me back my stuff, I don't want you coming around here anymore. I never want to see you again, jerkface! Stay away from me or I will round house kick your dumb ass in your giant walnut shaped head. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over

 Fuck off you piece of shit.

FYI

The opinions expressed on this blog are my own and sometimes that of my twisted friends and relatives, sometimes that of Vodka or Wine and rarely that of rage fueled by PMS (Seriously, I am this way on a normal day). Which leads me to this: I tell it how I see it; I am UNFILTERED and not politically correct. I am addicted to sweet tea, coffee and chocolate. If you get offended, by all means, leave a comment or click over to some boring underwater basket weaving blog. If you feel brave enough to personally attack me or a fan of this blog, I will rain down a very public verbal tongue lashing on you that even your puss bone will feel it . I’m here to vent and have a few giggles; not deal with mean ass bitches.  If I have written something that offends you, don’t read it over and over and leave some self righteous comment about what a horrible person I am. Don’t tug on that thread or you may unravel a blanket of whoop-ass.  I’m just saying, enjoy, hope you laugh and don’t take life or me so serious!

Early Skankers!

Stop letting your daughter dress like such a fucking whore, she's 14 years old for chrissake. Take off the high heels and quit whoring out your future rebound tramp like there is no tomorrow. The high heels and make up cant cover ugly and definitely shows that your moral concern for you 14 year old is at the lower end of the totem pole. Jesus fucking christ. All you parents are doing is reminding them that at an age where their skin should be in the best shape to not have to wear make up that they need to in order to look better.  And that may definitely be true because the combo of the parents looks may need more than make up for improvement. Pretty much still in favor of couples having to go through a mandated can we breed process.  And what’s wrong with you parents that allow your middle schooler to wear high heels?  Really hello the street corner is calling. And there are plenty of pedophiles out there just waiting for the opportunity to pick up your 8^th grader in hooker heels.  These are the parents that are the first ones that are wondering why skankleigh ran off with the first boy that said anything to her and then act surprised.  Hey Dad, step up and act like a dad.  Your daughter is NOT your friend, she is your daughter. Christ have mercy .. what kind of society do we live in, where little girls can't even be little girls anymore?! What kind of parent allows their 13/14 year old to dress up in inappropriate attire, lets her paint her face up like a miniature harlot and then let her display herself like a pedigree dog?  Oh it must be for Eddie the pedophile that’s gonna make a great son in law.  There are loads of sicko pervo pedophiles out there only looking for one thing, and you are essentially handing it to those scumbags on a silver platter. .Let me just politely point out something here, when your child, yes child, because middle school graduations are for CHILDREN! please do us all a favor and do not let her dress as though she is stopping by before she heads over to the porn star convention. I’m just saying, if her dress is so tight and short that I can see the bottom of her ass cheeks when she walks, or stumbles on stage to get her “8^th grade certificate” , then her dress and shoes are not for a family centered function.

Can’t we all agree to at least let our kids get through high school before they look like mini-hookers?

Yeah,  you thought you had a Knight in Shining Armor, turns out he's just a douchebag in tin foil.