Parents control your brats

People who want the whole world to be G-rated so they won't have to supervise their kids make me angry. Look dammit - that's why there are things and places "for adults" and "for children", and the children don’t need to be allowed to go to the places or do the things that are "for adults." So shut your freakin pie hole and get your fatass over to Chuck-e-Cheese and let them roll around in the pissy and fecal matter ridden ball pit while I have my cocktail in freakin peace in an adult environment.

It's nobody's responsibility but *yours* to make sure that Snotleigh and Brattany don't see things unsuitable for children. Don't take them to see "Silence of the Lambs", and then try to band these kind of things for everyone because its so bad for children. Pay attention to what your kids are doing, and find "children's" stuff for them, instead of taking them to places they do not have the maturity to go to or be at yet, and then whining that "it's not child-friendly." You dumbass miserable bitch.

I am not sure which I hate worse, brats or the morons who spawn them. You know the ones I mean: the parents with the glazed, uninterested look in their eyes as their five year old child continuously hits them and says "I hate you" as they stroll down the aisle of the local Wal-mart.  Or the ever so lovely , running up and down the restaurant eating sugar packets interrupting your dinner while the fuckface parents act as if the whole restaurant is their baby sitter for free so they can have a quiet meal. When will these parents ever realize that they are perhaps the ONLY people on the planet who are immune to the grating, sniveling sound of their own child's voice? I don't care about your children, not one single fucking bit.  I don't think they're cute so stop showing me dumbass pictures of your alien devil spawn because I am tired of lying about how cute they are.  Needless to say the poor spawn of satan didn’t have a chance in hell with the 2 sets of numb nuts parents he has.  I think I have a right to go out for an adult day and NOT hear the whining, assholeishness of someone else's  undisciplined, loud, future serial killer, in short, have a little courtesy for others and shut your children the fuck up!!

Oh and by the way, What the hell is with these awful names, especially for girls: BrittNeigh, Madisinn, etc.? All this does is identify your children as being the products of a sub-literate underclass. Mom definitely did not go to college, did she? Watches a lot of Oprah, does she?  Bunch of morons.  And this crap is our future.  Jeez